Legend in my own mind

Greetings Earthlings, uh I mean my fellow humans.. Yes..Anyways..greetings..I trust that you are doing well and everything is in fine order. What a great occasion this must be for you, for our two paths to cross once again. Know that I hold you all in …

Not a Troll post

Where will I find the inspiration to create another blog post? Where is my audience? What do they look like? I’m alone…ALONE in this god forsaken desolate landscape. But what’s this..? Emerging from the white canvas..wordS..WORDS…AND MORE WORDS!! IT’S ALIIIIVE IT’S ALIIIVE! SPEAK! SAY SOMETHING! …

Hmm that’s not right

I’m back with another masterpiece, discouraged from low viewer numbers but I mastered peace. Back again with some random sht…don’t inject the disinfectant..uh..Donald Trump got the cure..hit em with the light..a powerful light..but it was sarcasm when they didn’t agree with me. Stimulus checks sent …

The story of Shelby the Swampman

Recently I’ve found myself binge watching a show called “The Legend of Shelby The Swampman” and it’s following sequal. It follows the life of a man named Shelby Stanga, a wild, crazy as can be, Louisiana swamp born and raised son of a gun. Apparently …

time incarnate

What the fluff? How did all this dust get in here? Where is here anyway? Where am I? I know what you’re thinking, but no, I actually don’t, if i did, I would of told you by now. So what do I say next? Maybe …

Surviving Quarantine

This Coronavirus pandemic is becoming a nightmare huh? The masses went from fearing shootings to coughs and sneezes.  The public is walking around with mask on like they are about to rob some shit. Yeah stay 6feet away homie, I’m about to grab some fruit …

Enter for a chance to win $1million

Hey everyone who is reading this I have some exciting news! I just inheritited billions of dollars from a Prince in Uganda. All I had to do was give him some basic information such as my bank account, drivers license and social security number and …

Adesanya vs. Romero

Many who watched the UFC fight between Israel Adesanya and Yoel Romero were left slightly shocked, disappointed, and angry due to the fight having lack of action on both sides. There was rather a lot of hype behind the fight, as there usually is, and …

Say whaat?

To those of you who survived my last post, well done. Congratulations! You made it to my next one. And for those of you who didn’t read it, please feel free. Just be warned, you may experience suffering beyond your imagination, enjoy :). Now that …

A million years

I’d like to first start off by saying thank you to that 1 viewer who read my last post, together we can do great things.  I didn’t expect to get to such a quick start, at this current pace, it will only take a million …